MichaelBTech

Another year has flown by, and it’s time for my annual tradition of gazing into the future to make some tech predictions for 2025. Some are bold, some are not-so-bold, but they’re all guaranteed to spark some interesting conversations.

1. Apple Intelligence Finally Arrives (and It’s Actually Good)

Remember that Apple Intelligence thing they teased at WWDC? Yeah, it’s finally here, and it’s not the dumpster fire some folks predicted. Think of it as Siri on steroids, but without the constant need to apologize for not understanding you. It can actually write your emails, schedule your appointments, and even order your groceries.

2. Threads: From Zero to Hero

Remember when everyone was all over Clubhouse? Yeah, me neither. But Threads, Meta’s answer to Twitter, is actually gaining some serious traction. I’m predicting it’ll hit 500 million monthly active users in 2025, proving that people still crave a place to share their thoughts in 280 characters or less (or, you know, long rambling threads).

3. Google’s Pixel 10: The MKBHD Smartphone of the Year

Google’s been quietly chipping away at the smartphone market, and I think 2025 will be their year. The Pixel 10 will be the phone to beat, with its killer camera, clean software, and AI-powered features that actually work. I’m predicting it will be so good, it’ll snag the coveted MKBHD Smartphone of the Year award.

4. Meta Ray-Bans: The AI Gadget You Actually Want to Wear

Remember Google Glass? Yeah, let’s not go there. But Meta’s Ray-Bans are actually a pretty cool (and stylish) way to experience augmented reality. I’m predicting they’ll get a major update in 2025, making them the must-have AI gadget for everyone who wants to look cool and stay connected.

5. ChatGPT: The AI That Everyone’s Talking To

OpenAI’s ChatGPT has been making waves, and I think it’s only going to get bigger in 2025. I’m predicting it’ll hit 500 million monthly active users, as people use it for everything from writing poems to coding websites (and maybe even having a few existential conversations with a robot 

6. Apple vs. DOJ: The Case That Goes Nowhere

Remember that whole Apple vs. DOJ antitrust case? Yeah, I’m predicting it’ll fizzle out in 2025. Both sides will realize they have better things to do, like Apple designing new iPhones and the DOJ chasing after… well, someone else.

7. Apple Vision Pro Flops, But Don’t Worry, They Have a Plan B

The Apple Vision Pro is a technological marvel, no doubt. But let’s face it, that price tag is going to keep it out of reach for most people. I’m predicting that sales will be sluggish, and Apple will start teasing a more affordable, lightweight headset that looks a lot like… you guessed it, Meta’s Ray-Bans.

8. Drupal Shoots for the Stars (and Lands Among Them)

Remember Drupal? That open-source content management system that powers millions of websites? Well, get ready for a Drupal renaissance. With the launch of “Drupal Starshot,” the platform will become more accessible and user-friendly than ever before. This means we’ll see a resurgence of Drupal not just among expert developers, but also among junior developers and even those who prefer a low-code approach. Watch out, WordPress, Drupal’s coming for you!

9. Messaging Platforms Finally Start Playing Nice (Sort Of)

Tired of juggling a dozen different messaging apps? You’re not alone. In 2025, I predict we’ll finally see some movement towards interoperability between messaging platforms. Google, Meta, Telegram, and others will start showcasing how their services can work together, making it easier to chat with friends and family no matter what app they’re using. Don’t expect a completely seamless experience just yet, but it’s a step in the right direction. 

10. Google AI Agents: Jarvis, Is That You? (And Can I Call You Jeeves?)

Google’s been quietly working on some seriously impressive AI agents, and I think 2025 will be the year they finally unleash them on the world. Imagine interacting with your devices and services in a completely natural way, like you’re talking to Jarvis from Iron Man. “Hey Google, make me a reservation at that new fusion restaurant downtown,” or “Hey Google, write a blog post about my 2025 tech predictions.” (Wait a minute…)

But here’s the kicker: Google will finally let you personalize the “hot word” that triggers these AI agents. Tired of saying “Hey Google”? No problem. Call it Jarvis, Jeeves, Alfred, or whatever your digital heart desires. These AI agents will be so smart and intuitive, it’ll feel like you’ve stepped into the future – and you can customize it to your liking.

So there you have it, folks. My 2025 tech predictions. What are yours? Share your thoughts in the comments below – let’s see 

who has the best foresight!